Index
The Immortalist Lifestyle – DSD Rules –Are you on a deferred living plan? –
Arnold Schwarzneggers Cult – Naomi Wolf´s Anorexia Hysteria

The Immortalist Lifestyle

The Immortalist Lifestyle is a nonconformist‚s lifestyle; it is one of scandalous impropriety. "Propriety" is a Mortalist virtue. It requires submission to a life of toil, repression and unhappiness. And it demands surrender to Old Age and Death. We Immortalists refuse to kowtow to a life of mindless toil, of relentless repression, of desperate unhappiness. We do not believe in living for the next generation - or for the "next life." We are neither prim nor proper. In fact, we are downright scandalous.

To insist on staying young forever is the biggest scandal in Death Society.

We Immortalists are notorious. Notoriety comes from breaking the rules. We are rule-breakers. The ultimate rule: you must grow old and die. We spit on the ultimate rule. We Immortalists are "irresponsible." We‚re not as interested in making a living as in making a life. Unlike the Mortalist vulgarians, we refuse to squander our lives hoarding up filthy lucre. Multiple lives, multiple personas. This is the Immortalist lifestyle. We reject Mortalist work ò irrational, oppressive, endless, compulsive, and most of all joyless. We say No to the Mortalist "work ethic" which is nothing but superstition ò the "curse" for the "sin" of Adam and Eve in the Garden. We Immortalists live by "faith" alone. Ours is the true "Christian" spirit. We heed Jesus‚ words: "But if God so clothes the grass which is alive in the field today and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, how much more will he clothe you, O men of little faith!" (Luke 12:27-28 RSV) We Immortalists don‚t buy into the surrogate immortality of children. We don‚t give a damn that Mortalist society may try to paint us as "narcissistic" or "immature". ("Narcissism" is an Immortalist virtue.) We have no intention of wasting our lives to prop up The Death Society in its last gasp. Our only responsibility: to do everything in our power to demolish Old Age and Death, to make sure we live long enough to care about the planet‚s future. Hubris, that great Mortalist "sin", is a great Immortalist virtue! When Mortalists accuse us Immortalists of "hubris," they simply mean that we lack the low self- esteem needed to kowtow to Old Age and Death. We accept the compliment. Without "hubris," there would be no war against cancer or heart disease, no effort to treat or cure hypertension, stroke, diabetes, Alzheimer‚s, Parkinson‚s. No action to shield us from plagues whether it‚s Ebola or AIDS. Without "hubris," there would be no attempt to protect us from "acts of God" such as hurricanes, typhoons, tornadoes, forest fires, floods, or earthquakes. Without "hubris," there would be no airplanes. (It is not natural for wingless humans to fly!) Without "hubris," there would be no ships, swimming faster and further than fish. (If God wanted us to swim, he‚d have given us gills and flippers.) Without "hubris," there would be no skyscrapers. (They‚re towers of Babel.) No human on the moon. (God didn‚t give us dominion over the heavens.) No Internet. (A devilish attempt to create Universal Intelligence, no doubt.) No nothing!

Humanity needs more "hubris," less "fate."

Even if retarding aging and extending lifespan were a scientific impossibility, it would still be far better to live an Immortalist lifestyle than a Mortalist deathstyle, to glory in Immortalism than grovel to Mortalism (aka The Death Ideology). But our goal is not only possible, it is not only probable, it is inevitable.

--from The Immortalist Manifesto, Chapter 2

DSD Rules

The third characteristic of a Death Society: The Death Society Diet (DSD) rules. The High-calories, high-fat, high-cholesterol, high-salt, high-sugar, high-death diet. It‚s junk-food nation, colonized by MacDonald‚s and fast-food franchises. And it‚s designed to make you fat, ugly, sick, and dead before your time. The mantra of every citizen of a Death Society should be "Every day in every way I am getting fatter and fatter, uglier and uglier, older and older." (Note: Since everyone knows that this Death Society Diet metes out obesity, heart disease, cancers, diabetes, stroke, not to mention premature aging and Death, subsisting on the Death Society Diet must be considered a form of slow suicide.) In a Death Society, there is no time for the great pleasures of life - no time for sex, love, relationship, or marriage. Not even time for food, which has to be eaten on the run.

Reality-check: we are a million times more likely to die from heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes, AIDS, Alzheimer‚s, and Old Age than from foreign nuclear attack! Every year, every month, every week, every day, every hour this is proven without fail. And yet The Death Ideology, through its Death Societies. spends your hard-earned tax money as if the absolute reverse were absolutely true.

The bottomline: money and scientists are diverted from urgent life-saving research which can cure not only heart disease and cancer but also Old age and Death. The grossly-misplaced prioritizing of a Death Society is the equivalent of a shotgun pointing at our heads. It cruelly and maliciously deprives us of the prioritizing and galvanizing of society‚s limited resources necessary to triumph against Aging, Disease and Death. GNP (Gross National Product) or GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is worshipped while ALE (Average Life Expectancy) is ignored, denigrated. Mortalists obsess about "standard of living" and neglect quality of life. They idolize productivity as the absolute end instead of the means to our end.

-- from the Immortalist Manifesto

Are You on a Deferred Living Plan?

The citizens of a Death Society are all languishing on a Deferred Living Plan. They postpone, abstain from, and surrender their prime time, their best years because of their programmed obsession with "retirement."
The "golden years" refer not to one‚s youthful or healthy prime, but rather to the terminal years - where disease, dying, and Death hold sway.

Life‚s focus becomes "financial planning" for old age; life becomes fixation on old age. Success in a Death Society means hoarding up a big "nest egg" for the worst part of life, and stockpiling more than you can possibly spend, so you can pass on a big estate to your children who won‚t even talk to you while you‚re alive.
The health care system of a Death Society is not only sick, it is perverted. It adamantly refuses to extend our youthful, prime years. Instead it lavishes disproportionate resources on the last few years ò which for most mortals are aged, miserable, and sick. The result is to extend only the painful, suffering, and dying part of life while willfully refusing to prolong youth, vitality, and health. This is The Death Society‚s implementation of The Tithonius Curse. (In Greek mythology, Tithonius asked for and received immortality. He forgot to ask for eternal youth, however, so his punishment was that he aged hideously but could not be "released" by Death.)

The citizens of a Death Society are all languishing on a Deferred Living Plan. They postpone, abstain from, and surrender their prime time, their best years because of their programmed obsession with "retirement."

Although the Immortalist Society will never neglect the old, the sick, or the dying, its health care system will singlemindedly concentrate on lengthening youth, vigor, and wellness into an endless summer, so that we shall not become aged, diseased, and dying in the first place. Just as the Death Society‚s economic system metes out The Genesis Curse, its so-called health care system executes The Tithonius Curse for the "gods." For daring to desire and request longevity, we are punished with longevity of the chronically-ill and senile kind.

Is Bush Junior the ‚Ideal‚ Death Society President?
In The Death Society, a high level of poverty and homelessness, just as Old Age and Death, is de riguer. A Death Society is generous to a fault when it comes to building state-of-the-art prisons and Scrooge-like when it comes to even the most no-frills housing for its destitute. It proclaims itself "pro-life" yet cheers on The Death Penalty. It is no accident that the current White House occupant was the Governor of the state of Texas, notorious for its wanton executions of the poor, the "colored," the retarded.
Having presided over 40 executions in one year alone, George Bush Junior is the ideal President for The Death Society.

-- from the Immortalist Manifesto

Arnold Schwarznegger´s Cult

The Fat Extremists are turning obesity, a deadly health hazard which kills hundreds of thousands of Americans each year, into a "civil right." They have successfully pushed for fat "civil rights" law in San Francisco, and have pressured clothing and cosmetics companies to hire fat models who are no role models for children.
The Cult of Muscle Queens (or Arnold Schwarznegger‚s cult), is definitely part of The Death Lobby. This insidious cult has speeded the aging of millions and pumped up their bodies into caricatures with steroids and extreme weightlifting.

-- from the Immortalist Manifesto


Naomi Wolf´s Anorexia Hysteria


Naomi Wolf´s "The Beauty Myth" makes her a bona fide lobbyist for the Anorexia Hysteria Cottage Industry, a niche in The Death Lobby. Wolf makes the outrageous claim in her tirade against The Immortalist Body Type that the annual U.S. deaths from anorexia is 150,000! The reality: 54 died from anorexia and none from bulimia in that particular year! It´s a fat lie.

Obesity is on the verge of overtaking heart disease as the number one killer of Americans, and here she‚s crying wolf, crusading against anorexia. What Naomi doesn‚t want to admit: the only eating disorder Americans suffer from is gluttony.

-- from the Immortalist Manifesto

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